Parents: Stalk Your Own Kids on Facebook

Parents everywhere may feel as if they’re losing their kids to the Internet, or more specifically, to those mysterious “social networking” time-suck sites like Facebook and Twitter. However, take it from the chirpy hosts of “today NOW!”—The Onion’s eerily realistic spoof on morning-show blather—parents can also use these sites to their stalking advantage.  —KA

The Onion:

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids