The Man Who Saved Christmas

How exactly does one pull off a “Taliban-like oppression” of Christmas?  Well, according to Bill O’Reilly, his finger ever on the pulse of global injustice, one prevents department store employees nationwide from wishing customers a merry Christmas.  Not to worry, America—O’Reilly is vanquishing these foes of jingle bells and mistletoe through the magic of TV punditry.

Watch the clip here.