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Wake Up, Ladies—He’s a ShapeshifterPosted on Mar 23, 2010
The twisted minds at The Onion have foisted yet another satirical gem on an unsuspecting public, in the form of this clever little number skewering relationship advice books and their media-whoring authors. This writer even has developed his own brand of man repellent spray to go with his cautionary tome, “Wake Up! He’s a Shapeshifter.” —KA The Onion:
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By johnnyfarout, March 24, 2010 at 6:55 am Link to this comment
Boy, I’m glad I saw this! We need more PSA’s like this on here! Just the other day, I was sitting around with my new girlfriend whom I think is just perfect and groovable for me, when out of her mouth pops the same old shit my mother used to say. She turned right then, just like a shapeshifter can, from the winner I liked to the loser I just couldn’t stand anymore. I got right up, went outside, jumped in my car and drove away with squeeling tires and smoke! I looked back as she ran behind the car, and boy she didn’t look like the girl I thought I liked then either! I just know I did the right thing… right? I mean girls can be shapeshifters, too… right?
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