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Sarah Palin’s Cheat SheetPosted on Feb 9, 2010
Sarah Palin brought fire to the goofball convention, but she also brought talking points—drawn directly on her hand. Guess next time Katie Couric wants to embarrass Palin, she’ll have to trick her into scrubbing clean and then ask a nasty gotcha question like “Where is Canada?” or “Federal Bureau of Investigation stands for what three-letter federal agency?” Meet your 45th president, America:
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By bogglesthemind, February 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm Link to this comment
Palm Reader In Chief.
Sarah has finally found her calling; Palm Reader.
Report thisBy Mundt, February 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm Link to this comment
Great photojournalism! Now we know that Sarah Palin has pretty little hands to go with her dainty feet, glamour-girl legs, slim figure, lustrous auburn hair & lovely face. That’s hard news!
Report thisBy MarthaA, February 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm Link to this comment
For the populace Palin is a bounced check. Sarah Palin running as a Republican President is like a person I once knew overdrawing her bank account, then writing another check on the same overdrawn bank account to add money to that same bank account. The Republican Party has purposefully overdrawn the economy of the United States and no matter how you slice it, there is nothing in the Republican Party for the populace. The Republicans sapped the populace dry, not the Obama administration. Palin is only a pretender and a shill for the Republican Party to get back into power and finish the populace off. Just because President Obama is not an FDR, doesn’t mean he is not doing the best he can to restore our nation. Writing a Palin check on the Republican Party that has already destroyed the economy will not be any benefit to the populace of the United States whatsoever. Bush was stupid, Palin is stupid——this is a prerequisite for the Republican Party EXTREMISTS, which is why Palin has been chosen to be their puppet or she wouldn’t be at the Fox Network.
Report thisBy m., February 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm Link to this comment
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So, what should we do about Palin? Ignore her completely in the hopes that she’ll
Report thiseventually just go away?
By Technicolor Yawn, February 9, 2010 at 1:30 pm Link to this comment
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And on her other hand:
1. Put the seat DOWN
2. wipe
3. repeat
Report thisMr. Fish can you run with this concept plz?
By Mike Licht, February 9, 2010 at 12:49 pm Link to this comment
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Sarah Palin’s Nashville speech was the most significant oration of the 21st century.
Report thisSee:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/tennessee-tea-party-sarahs-sassy-speech/
By DEO, February 9, 2010 at 11:39 am Link to this comment
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For 100 grand she should memorize her propaganda.
WHO CROSSES OUT STUFF ON THEIR HAND????
Report thisBy RAE, February 9, 2010 at 11:01 am Link to this comment
“Stupidity is an asset in Amerikan politics, while intelligence is denigrated.”
Taken almost verbatim from the Christianity policy handbook.
Report thisBy elwoodpdowd, February 9, 2010 at 5:46 am Link to this comment
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Go ahead, keep poking fun at Palin for her lack of intelligence and she will laugh herself all the way into the White House. Stupidity is an asset in Amerikan politics, while intelligence is denigrated. The more the media keeps following her the greater her support will grow.
Report thisBy David, February 9, 2010 at 3:12 am Link to this comment
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Giver her some slack. She has to scribble on her clammy hand because she probably hasn’t figured that new fangled tele-prompter thingy out.
I so hope the Goppers get her to run for Prez. No laugh track will be needed for THAT sitcom.
We all know she is a few nickles short of a dime. What is really sad it that so many Americans think she is the GOP messiah! Note how she deftly played the typical Republican anti-elitist card in her speech:
“We need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at a lectern.”
Commander In Chief feels like making the president a military dictator to me. What we need is a president who, in times of war, is the Commander In Chief. What we don’t need is a ding-dong who believes that attacking Iran makes sense.
Wake up Palin supporters! she’s an imbecile! Is this the best you think the US has to offer?
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