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Patriotic Teen Fails SpanishPosted on Mar 22, 2011
This video details the makings of a conservative hero: a high school sophomore who purposefully fails Spanish to save his country, pledging to “speak American” instead. The Onion News Network’s “Beyond the Facts” has more on this heartwarming (faux) story. —KA The Onion News Network: Advertisement Previous item: Julian Assange, Unsavory Couch Surfer Next item: Jeremy Scahill on America's Covert War in Yemen New and Improved CommentsWe are launching a major overhaul of our comments section. In addition to more robust spam filtering and moderation, new features include the ability to rate other comments, sort how they are displayed and respond directly via e-mail or in a thread. Unfortunately, commenters will lose their existing Truthdig identities. It's a pain, we know, but on the plus side you will now be able to log in with a plethora of options, including Google, Twitter, Facebook and Disqus accounts. Before launching this system we spent months in discussion with our top commenters. We listened to the feedback and we hope you like what we've come up with. Please direct any problems or concerns to us via our contact page. |
By elfuncle, March 24, 2011 at 5:36 am Link to this comment
A week too early. This is an April Fool’s Day story.
Report thisBy realveive, March 24, 2011 at 2:44 am Link to this comment
you’re cheating yourself, kid. Being a polyglot exercises your brain in a way that lets it get to max power. In addition to Spanish, learn Chinese, Japanese and India’s native tongue. Then you’ll be set to do combat on the world stage. Good luck.
Report thisBy gerard, March 22, 2011 at 10:52 pm Link to this comment
PATRIOTIC TEACHER SUES SCHOOL BOARD AND PRINCIPAL for firing her because one kid in her classroom refused to learn Spanish.
Report thisBy Queenie, March 22, 2011 at 8:05 pm Link to this comment
Perfect cannon fodder. Sign him up, quick, before he reads Zinn.
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