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Patriotic Teen Fails SpanishPosted on Mar 22, 2011
This video details the makings of a conservative hero: a high school sophomore who purposefully fails Spanish to save his country, pledging to “speak American” instead. The Onion News Network’s “Beyond the Facts” has more on this heartwarming (faux) story. —KA The Onion News Network: Advertisement Previous item: Julian Assange, Unsavory Couch Surfer Next item: Jeremy Scahill on America’s Covert War in Yemen New and Improved CommentsIf you have trouble leaving a comment, review this help page. Still having problems? Let us know. If you find yourself moderated, take a moment to review our comment policy. |
By elfuncle, March 24, 2011 at 6:36 am Link to this comment
A week too early. This is an April Fool’s Day story.
Report thisBy realveive, March 24, 2011 at 3:44 am Link to this comment
you’re cheating yourself, kid. Being a polyglot exercises your brain in a way that lets it get to max power. In addition to Spanish, learn Chinese, Japanese and India’s native tongue. Then you’ll be set to do combat on the world stage. Good luck.
Report thisBy gerard, March 22, 2011 at 11:52 pm Link to this comment
PATRIOTIC TEACHER SUES SCHOOL BOARD AND PRINCIPAL for firing her because one kid in her classroom refused to learn Spanish.
Report thisBy Queenie, March 22, 2011 at 9:05 pm Link to this comment
Perfect cannon fodder. Sign him up, quick, before he reads Zinn.
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