Onion Takes to Horse Racing With a Whip

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Onion Takes to Horse Racing With a Whip

Sports shows, with their screaming hosts, red-light-district sets and gimmicky segments, simply demand parody. The Onion delivers just in time for the Derby with this spin on horse abuse and/or racing.

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