Top Leaderboard, Site wide
Truthdig: Drilling Beneath the Headlines
July 25, 2017 Disclaimer: Please read.
x

Statements and opinions expressed in articles are those of the authors, not Truthdig. Truthdig takes no responsibility for such statements or opinions.






The Unwomanly Face of War
The Life of Caliph Washington

Truthdig Bazaar more items

 
A/V Booth
Email this item Print this item

Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

Posted on Sep 15, 2010
theonion.com

In response to a serious shortage in sensitive, eligible males in the U.S., President Barack Obama authorizes the unleashing of 500,000 bachelors into American society in this faux news clip from The Onion. It’s unclear, though, whether they’re technically considered combat troops.  —KA

The Onion News Network:


Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

Advertisement

Square, Site wide, Desktop

Advertisement

Square, Site wide, Mobile

New and Improved Comments

If you have trouble leaving a comment, review this help page. Still having problems? Let us know. If you find yourself moderated, take a moment to review our comment policy.

Join the conversation

Load Comments
Right Top, Site wide - Care2
 
Right Skyscraper, Site Wide
Right Internal Skyscraper, Site wide

Like Truthdig on Facebook