Well Michael Cavlan

The Democrats have their nuts also.  There.  Now do you feel better knowing that Bachmann has rivals for stupidity?

Does that make her even one iota smarter?

I think her immoral ideas are exceed only by her nuttiness.  Wouldn’t she an Palin make a blockbuster of a pair of Republican Candidates?

They could both see Russia by looking South from Miami.

Oh THANK GOD

The Zionists and corporate toadies are only in charge of the Republicans. That would explain the amount of articles critical of the evil, evil, I mean REALLY evil Republicans.

I mean the Democrats are so noted for their strong stands against corporate power and the racist, Zionist supporters of Israel.

Dear God. I may be from Minnesota, whee this nut case of a woman comes from but you folks are pretty damned transparent.

Well, what is it?  A diminutive femmie hombre?  In my understanding of hinterland culture, an hombre is more macho than a mere man, guy or dude.  So this would be a diminutive femme macho-man?  Talk about gender-bending—this is gender-pretzelization!

I’ll tell you, there’s stuff going on out there that we big-city folk don’t know about.  And maybe we’re better off not knowing about it.

I wonder if they have hombre-ette mud wrestling….

“God bless you all.  I love you all.  Thank you for coming out today.  God bless you
all.  God bless the United States of America.  God bless you, everyone.  Thank you.”

I would have said hombre-ess.

C’mon, I know we all can’t get enough of Michelle Bachmann, but surely you could find something more substantial and less charming.