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Jon Stewart on Bush’s Henchmen

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Posted on May 2, 2007
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Jon Stewart offers his take on Condoleezza Rice’s impending awkwardness with Iran and Paul Wolfowitz’s World Bank shenanigans.

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By Fat Clemenza, May 10, 2007 at 5:23 am Link to this comment
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Meanwhile in a secluded mansion on Long Island…..


JON STEWART:  You fingered Joe Wilson on the WMD for Barzini, Carlo.
GEORGE TENET:  Mikey I swear on my kids….
JON:  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh haha Haaahh, that little farce you played with the Report.  You think that could fool a Corleone?  (Michael pulls up a chair; sits down next to Calro)  Barzini is dead.  So is Cumio… Rumsfeld… Wolfowitz… Bolton…Netanyahu… Scooter “The Helmet” Libby… That Jew in Miami, Hyman Perle…. Today I settle all family business so don’t tell me you’re innocent.
GEORGE:  Mikey, I…(starts to sob into hands, broken and ashamed)
JON:  Admit what you did.  (Mike rubs his shoulder)  Get him a drink. Come on, you think I’d take that shiny medal away from you?  I’m putting you on a plane to Vegas.  That’s your punishment…Tom (Mikey takes ticket from Tom)  Here’s a cheque also for 4 million dollars.  Only don’t tell me you’re innocent….....It insults my intelligence.  Who approached you?
GEORGE: Netanyahu.  Mikey I…
JON:  Get out of my sight.

(George sits in car.  Ray McGovern sat quietly in the back seat, silhouetted.)
RAY:  Hello Carlo….

Later as Connie comes, running in distraught.
ANN COULTER:  You b-stard, you cold hearted b-stard….

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By THOMAS BILLIS, May 5, 2007 at 11:09 am Link to this comment
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Remember this Jon Stewart is not talking about some banana republic he is talking about the government of the only superpower in the world.I usually laugh until the hysterical crying takes over.

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By QuyTran, May 4, 2007 at 11:57 am Link to this comment

All Bush’s henchmen are considered to be lowest class

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By Hammo, May 4, 2007 at 7:28 am Link to this comment

Stewart seems to only be scratching the surface, but still, he is doing a great job.

There are many questions to be asked about activities and events of recent years. Such as:

“CIA inspector general blamed own officers; scapegoats for intel on 9/11, Iraq?”

American Chronicle

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=3510

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“‘Intelligence failures’ prior to 9/11, Iraq war: Planned strategies?”

American Chronicle

http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=3367

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By Frostedflakes, May 3, 2007 at 11:52 am Link to this comment

George Bush is so stupid and inept that it’s not even funny anymore. And as for Condi “the parakeet” Rice she is just an attractive mouthpiece of destruction. Her ideas go only as far as the thoughts and inner workings of the regime; and who would expect anything less than mismanagement and nepotism from a warmongerering, zionistic, neo-con ideologue put into a position to “supposedly” assist poor nations of the worlds, like Paul Wolfowitz.

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By Douglas Chalmers, May 2, 2007 at 9:51 pm Link to this comment

Condy is “a dick”? So the truth finally comes out, ha ha.

Wolfowitz’s karma makes him a “baccillus” - but the “final solution” was to make him president of the World Bank!

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