What do you mean Tdoff? Mubarak is the undead and he has already been mummified. And are you seriously telling me that Suleiman hasn’t also gone under the knife, so to speak. He looks even more mummified than Mubarak.

Wonder how the Cairoians are going to react when they find out their current leader, the ex-head of their Secret Service, has issued his first edict, which re-names Cairo, ‘Hosniville’.

Wait’ll the Egyptians find out that their ‘New’ government’s first action is going to be to double all their taxes to pay for the ‘Biggest and baddest pyramid ever’ to ‘Hold and honor the mummy of Mubarack’, in the ‘Event he ever dies’.