Blame It on the 2 A.M. Worm

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Blame It on the 2 A.M. Worm

Computer security experts have identified a malicious virus that steals your credit card information and orders Mario Batali kitchenware, usually after 2 in the morning. Either that or you were just drunk. Here’s the full story from the satire masters at The Onion.

The Onion:

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By liecatcher, February 11, 2010 at 5:30 pm Link to this comment

The ONION doesn’t have to waste time “Tracing the
Neural Circuitry of Humor”.

Laughter is still the best medicine, & the only
treatment that the MEDICAL INSURANCE PHARMACEUTICAL
INDUSTRIAL CONSPIRACY can’t hurt us with its predatory
practices.

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By photoshock, February 10, 2010 at 5:58 am Link to this comment

As always with the Onion, satire is King!
This is one of the funnier pieces that has come across the desk of the Onion in a long time.
Thanks Onion! Keep up the good work!

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