Apple Gives Geeks a Fun New Way to Socialize

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Those of us who own Apple products, or who just live within a stone’s throw of a major shopping venue, are probably already familiar with the Genius Bar phenomenon at Apple stores. The Onion has an even better idea for how geeks can get their fix while they splash out the cash. —KA

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New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

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