So what does it mean if its your wife who makes you more inattentive to her? Does that mean that straight marriage could make you gay? Does that also mean that gay marriage could make you straight?

And anything that makes you turn your sexual desire inward now makes you gay… So that quick little glance he gives to those well-mannered young ladies in the audience must have been tough. I’m sure the lemon-aide and cookie reception afterward made him near suicidal. Yep those little repressed gals who bear a strange resemblance to a tribal band of lonely, shushing librarians… kind of makes me want to go one of those events an—Oh God! This is Pornography Too! OH NOOOOOOOO!

Hunting, fishing and football must be gay, too….

Gayness is also a crime I suppose. Seems like Coburn’s chief of staff is projecting what he is onto everyone else. This Senator is a total nut case which put in question the ability of the voters in Oklahoma and not restricted to Oklahoma.

Mr. Schwartz went on to say, that gay porn will make you straight. Which is why he has a large collection of it.

Boy, Howdy! This is the most staggering news to me.
I have a collection of pornographs, and they are the most vivid examples of womanhood imaginable.
I thoroughly enjoy the female body in all its myriad shapes and sizes, colours and schemes. Yet to know now that this collection of female pornographs, is actually homosexual, well this is the most devastating news to one so attracted to women such as I.
Yes, I must be homosexual, because I am 51 have been married once, separated and now am living alone, with my cat. This makes me the uber-homo that I have always feared, in the eyes of all my fellow citizens.
Yet, I long for the companionship and love of one woman more than anything. Given these facts, according to the aide of Sen. Tom Coburn, OK., I am the uber-homo that he fears is going to ruin this country and be the downfall of civilization as he knows it.  BULLSHIT! PLAIN and SIMPLE!

So if this idea is true, is anything that makes men “less attentive to their wives” gay?

I dunno. I’m 43 and don’t have a wife. I guess that in itself makes me gay. Add to that, I have a hard drive full of porn…I must be SUPER GAY

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I’d have never known.

Gee,really, this is news to me.Most of what I have seen that is classified as porn shows women’s breasts,women pleasuring the man,female on female going at it for the entertainment of the male of the species.Even television shows,as well as a lot of the so called horror movies now-a-days has a lot of female breast baring,as well as those commercials for “Girls Gone Wild.” So unless you are a lesbian,the far,far out there,right winger whack jobs are extremely confused, as usual.

So if this idea is true, is anything that makes men “less attentive to their wives” gay?

Boy, the far right is warped on pretty much everything they are saying these days…