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 The Cure for Shopping WithdrawalPosted on Feb 22, 2009
For everyone forced by the global economic meltdown to pinch pennies, the Onion has this friendly reminder that consumption isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Warning: This clip has an abundance of salty language. The Onion: Advertisement  Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig. Add Your Comment
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By Jimmy, February 25 at 11:46 am #
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But can I a get an “app” so it will work with my I-phone?
Report thisThank you Onion. Haven’t had a good laugh in a while.I work with people like this everyday.
By KDelphi, February 24 at 6:00 pm #
WHERE is the clip? (you can find it at The Onion)
Id post it here, but , some child-person would complain, I guess..
Report thisBy KDelphi, February 24 at 5:52 pm #
Where is the fucking clip??!!Too much fucking “salty ” language? What did some holy person complain? Or is it my browser?
PLEASE tell me someone didnt complain..some people need to grow up.
Somebody give me the link!! AAUUGH!! I need to laugh! Waaaahh!
Report thisBy Ed Harges, February 24 at 5:01 am #
This clip nails our predicament: not only is nothing made in the US anymore, but even the things that are made in other countries and bought here with credit card debt are useless, overpriced fucking pieces of shit. The entire economy is crap.
Report thisBy Outraged, February 24 at 2:43 am #
It’s perfect. When I hook up new shit, I too, find words in my vocabulary strangely put together in some sort of viably consonant rhythm…that frankly, I didn’t know I had, but they seem to just flow from the depths of my soul much the same way…..sort of endlessly….rhythmic…and gluttural…..
Almost sounds like a good time doesn’t it? I guess that must be our common response to those things which move us…..eh?
Report thisBy mcthorogood, February 23 at 10:53 pm #
ROFLMFAO
Report thisBy GW=MCHammered, February 23 at 8:09 pm #
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I’m a F-ing Piece of Shite technician.
Report thisI’m here to guide you thru setup and operation of your new Goddamn F-ing device.
Don’t worry that I have absolutely no F-ing training.
Or that I have no F-ing experience with the F-ing Piece of Shite.
It won’t F-ing Goddamn matter.
‘Cause you won’t understand a thing I say due to my inability to speak clear F-ing English.
But thank you for purchasing our F-ing Piece of Shite.
We have received your Goddamn payment.
Now F-Off and have a nice day.
By photoshock, February 23 at 9:31 am #
Just what I needed this morning: A totally fucking good laugh!
Report thisReally the writers of the Onion have been doing this for years and they seem to have surpassed themselves with this “piece of shit” story.
Someday, someone is going to dig up these “news reports” and they are going to think that they were real. My guess, they really are.
Thank you for the fun!