“I hope she will have to prove her toughness on the road by tugging-up McCain’s elastic socks for him. He can tell her how nice her shampoo smells, turn down the lights in the Straight Talk Express and, in the tradition of Hugh Hefner, get some Republican mixology going.”

That criminal travesty has already occurred on the last seat of the Straightjacket Regress. Gramps calls that vetting the former Miss Congeniality before exploitation racist, sexist, lazy, willful ignorance Karl Rove calls The Base. Fortunately, after calling every single undecided Dobsonian lobotomite listed in every single evangelical megachurch membership directory in the free world, Rove still has the talons of his most crafty minion full to compacity trying keep the lipstick off this glammorized warthog’s tusks each time she puts her cloven hoof in her mouth. Team Grampers is that much closer to being forked as DONE with each new Palin gaffe or scandal that crops miserably up. With the passage of each news cycle, this base grows less and less certain that the Godzilla that savaged Wasilla is pretty enough to distract them from accepting as fact that they’re amongst those hardest hit by the war on the Americans who have nothing, including rights to hold the junta accountable. At least back when Bubba Clinton was getting his wick waxed, only Monica was wearing the infamous blue dress. Under Dumya and Dick Vader, with Gramps complicity 90% of the time for the last eight years, we’re all wearing it. Now they’ve got some ice princess from Eskimo country who wants to rub our noses in it. Well, now, look, Coy can’t hide that Sierra from GMAC too much longer. And, he and Lurleen haven’t had decent jobs since Clinton left Office. Lurleen’s parttiming at WalMart ain’t paying the mortgage on that house they’re trying to keep. Their son is on his third run in Anbar Province. And, their daughter, her husband, and their kids have had to move back home when industry shut down for good in their community. These folks are starting to realize all this war might not be what Jesus would do.

They are starting to realize something else, too. They’re realizing that choking your chicken to this slut who will do and say anything her handlers pay her to say isn’t going to feed them, clothe them, educate their kids, or keep a roof over their heads. These are rich heirs to fortunes bigger than the fattest Power Ball prize in multi-state lottery history. They don’t have bills like Coy and Lurleen. Gramps ain’t hiding his Cadillac from GMAC. McCain and Palin are privileged elites who can afford to fight aborting kids the poor can’t afford to feed.

Defending the Bush legacy Gramps has enherited is a daunting task for even the most erudite GOP legislators, and utterly impossible for two twits like Gramps and Caribous Barbie. It’s why the duncical duo have Rove all over keeping Miss Congeniality in the news in glammor-shots and are slapping down the race, sex, and idiocy cards in attacking Obama and Biden’s personalities instead of engaging in a meaningful discourse on the issues. Team Dumb and Dumber 2008 is more concerned about extracting an apology from Obama for calling a self-proclaimed lipstick smudged pitbull the pig she really represents. Still, with all Rove’s crafty distractions, Gramps and the candy heiress have peaked, plateaued, and are starting to trend downward. Face it, that post NaziCon bump in the polls was not a reflection of 18 million ship-jumping Clintonistas joining Gramps’ frey, and there are not as many bigoted, pew-blistered, uninformed Falwellians still voting wedge issues against their best interests as Turdblossom would have us all believe. Once Biden finishes ol’ girl off in the debates, and Gramps logs another dozen feckless gaffes while appearing small, short-armed, and alone, the poll ratings for McCain - Palin are going to start to fall like an anvil through thin air.

rage, You ought to change your nick. You are very entertaining. I don’t get it with Palin, either. She “loves Jesus” but lies without missing a beat. And those poor fucking animals trying to protect their cubs from the helicopters. I hope she will have to prove her toughness on the road by tugging-up McCain’s elastic socks for him. He can tell her how nice her shampoo smells, turn down the lights in the Straight Talk Express and, in the tradition of Hugh Hefner, get some Republican mixology going. I hope you know that in McCain’s 2nd-Term in Office, there is going to be some 80 y.o. love happening in the White House. 7PM is bedtime, so plug your ears then if you don’t like the sound of creaking, cracking bones.
And someone should warn the new Prez that those silky 400-weave sheets provide no purchase whatever (per Paul Newman flick) so the rubber footies are advisable.

“She used to enjoy shooting “big game” from a helicopter. THAT’S what I call HUNTING, baby!”

You need to stop flogging the bishop to that picture of Palin in the whore uniform in which she was vetted by Gramps. Palin only made the cut when the other suitable female Republican candidates told Rove that there was no guarantee Obama was going to choose Hillary, and that tiny leather skirt he got from Larry Craig was too sluttly for even the tramps who serviced Diaper Vitter! They were right. Obama picked Biden. And, all Diaper Vitter’s sex servants say Palin ought to be ashamed of herself. For McCain, not the skirt. And, this came from women who know better than anybody that Gramps is anything BUT a Maverick. Still, neither the Vitter whores nor the lady Republicans can figure out which of those two idiots could done better for himself, Gramps or Caribou Barbie.

CEEJ, Gramps is committing political suicide by political booty-call. The only reason McCain tapped this bootyful simpleton is because he needed a freaky spectacle to the curious in to see a show that had been tanking when it starred just him. Cindikins as Miss Buffalo Chip just wasn’t cutting it for him. Folks are now coming to his circus to see the freak. The problem is she’s peaking before the debates. That, and the public is getting way too much craziness for that dime. Desturbing craziness. Really desturbing stuff, like her family, her religion, her weird scandals, her having once played Godzilla to Wasilla, a small place now infested with meth labs, over 40 actually. And, the crap she says when she ventures off the 500 - vocabulary worded script! Sweet cheese on a cracker!!!! Team McCain is already sequestering this special needs baby to keep her from putting both her feet in her mouth in public with the cameras rolling again. For a minute, I actually thought Gramps took her with him everwhere they went out of sheer letchery. But, it’s to ensure this idiot does do something like set the bus on fire. If he can see her in the straightjacket, Gramps knows they’re good until the next stop.

Biden is going to thrash that bespectacled Alaskan hillbilly something fierce in that debate. Biden’s vocabulary is greater than 500 words. And, he didn’t have to attend 6 colleges to get one BS degree. And, he’s got experience actually debating the issues important to us right now, not what day Jesus is coming back or whether there were dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden. We’re talking about the economy, foreign policy, America’s infrastructure, jobs, the environment, energy independence, trade balance and regulation, education, and universal healthcare. This twit gaffed yesterday when she admitted she had no idea Freddie and Fannie were private until the government took them over as a contingency for salvaging what’s left of housing and mortgage in America. Sad thing was, as much as that’s been in the news, she knew little else about Fannie or Freddie, or the burst housing bubble. Biden isn’t going to lose one hour’s sleep worrying about making this poorly packaged sack of caribou manure weep when he brutally undoes her for that victory. She and Gramps have been jaw-jacking their wolf tickets for days now. Well, hopefully, the wolf cub murderess can hire a chopper to hover over Biden to get him in her cross hairs. Because, actually shooting him is the only hope of winning this twit has.

I didn’t think she did well.  This was a red state debate, not the entire country.  She’s obviously adept at managing the camera—her newscaster background showing—but that’s about it.  And it was her Democratic candidate who discussed health care, while she dwelled on moose and karibu, biting down on her hunting buzz words, even to the point that it was transparently a gimmick.  She kept it *professional* and looked into the camera, but that’s no great talent.  I don’t see why Joe Biden would be anything less, himself.  With all his years of experience in Congress, on the campaign trail, and in front of cameras himself—where he’s got great control over the viewer’s eye.  He’s the one with more than camera experience— the background on foreign policy, and on the right side of the issues that are concerning most Americas.  We’re facing 4 wars at present.  See how the college leaping journalism student handles that, by way of comparison.  Even with the Bush administration desperately prepping her.

It has been reported that Sarah Palin screwed around on her husband.

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What most concerns me in this whole debacle is how quickly the American psyche can be turned with the right ad lines given by a skilled culture symbol.  If issues of truth and substance are now deficits (why shouldn’t Palin and McCain continue to lie openly about Barack Obama?  What’s wrong with going to six colleges to get a bachelor’s degree?  ‘She sounds just like me!’), I do fear for the future.  People are voting in greater and greater numbers against their economic interests and in favor of bland, easily understood cultural icons who continue to screw them.  A small leap from there to literally auditioning actors to read the lines for those in the shadows, nearly what happened with Bush and Cheney anyway.

The thing is nothing from this debate footage is going to do Palin much good against Joe Biden. This chick was Big Oil’s pampered shill against a nondescript opponent whose responses to the questions posed that night were actually no worse than Palin’s scripted or rehearsed responses. The only reason she got mad props was because Big Oil was working the Applause sign that night. But, she isn’t going to be debating Joe Biden under those same generous circumstances. Palin is going to need more than the gloss of a BS in Looking Absolutely Fabulous During Teleprompted Public Reading to get her past Ladykiller Joe Biden.

Joe Biden can devour this brain-free Barracuda with minimal effort. Biden’s not going to cut her a whole lot of sympathy breaks just because a bunch of Rethugs voting with their dicks think she’s some super hot babe. Men on the left don’t esteem Palin quite that highly. Obama just ran off a highly qualified woman who was far better justified in claiming day-1 Presidential readiness than Palin can ever dream of being. And, women on the left resent Palin’s traveling by a geezer’s coattail to a job she, by her own admission, has no clue how to do because no one will tell her what the VEEP does everyday. Palin is little more than a very light snack for a tough old North Eastern shark who’s had heavier bowls of sugary moose flakes for breakfast too many mornings as a kid. When Palin leaves the cone of silence that night, she’s going to very much resemble a white mouse cowering in fear for her life in one corner against Joe “the Boa Constricter” Biden in the other corner. After Biden tears Miss Congeniality a host of new painful ones, all comparisons of her to Obama will CEASE.

Let’s be clear about one thing: this age of accepted Presidential ignorance is over! Sarah Louis Heath Palin is never going to be President as a result of being on McCain’s ticket. For one thing, McCain is not going to win this election. All these baseless polls, this debate footage of Big Oil giving Palin the governor’s office, all these delusional what-if scenarios for if Gramps were to keel over, Turdblossom’s less than subtle massaging of the media for Team Grampers, all the photo ops she and Gramps are enjoying like a couple DeMille stars finally getting that coveted close up, and all the rest of this empty campaign silliness mean nothing to voters seeking relief after eight years of Bush manure. The only thing voters want to hear is that this old coot has a plan to fix this mess made by a predecessor with whom he voted 90% of the time. And, he doesn’t. McCain doesn’t have a clue, and neither does Alaska’s special needs poster babe for governance ineptitude and malfeasance whom this old booty-blinded geezer selected to be his running mate. Palin is the one political booty-call Gramps is going to live long enough to regret, okay?

All I have to say is Big B, ya made my day!!!!!

McCain is horrible in debates, It will be interesting to see how Palin does. They have a vitual debate set up between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, Its pretty funny.  Its a side by side video of Palin and Biden Debating

Say what you will , she did hold her own , which is is supposed to do ...

We should ask ourselves why a candidate for what was once a major political party, a resident in the one state that was specifically bought with the tax dollars of the whole country was ingraite enough to have played with Secessionism of that state of Alaska from the union? It is an insult to the country at large.

Add to this her disregard for the rights under the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and the phony enthusiasm built up by the Right Wing News—-what is the fool doing in the spotlight at all?

Big Oil’s cutesy plant’s overwhelming problem is her competitor in the debate from Gov can’t carry Joe Biden’s jock. So, this is hardly a good preparatory dry run for her. This guy is nowhere near as relentless as Biden.

Palin is high school junior varsity product of a lot local league mercy and gimmes about to engage the reigning champion in the majors. She’s the same highschool basketball barracuda, but she’s facing off against the Michael Jordan, instead of that girl team against whom her candy fortune trust funding folks were able to fund a victory. Biden is going to finish this debate picking his teeth with whatever is left of Palin’s parched bleached bones. This moose is stew!

Note she always looks at the camera when answering the questions.  Other folks look at the interviewer or down.  She also relates almost every question to her own personal convictions (something that evokes admiration, even in opponents), or something that “the people” want.

She’s strong-willed, without being shrill.

She is everything Hillary isn’t—Democrats beware.