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Paris Hilton: ‘I’ll See You at the Debates, Bitches’

Posted on Aug 5, 2008
Paris Hilton

In her video response to John McCain’s “celeb” commercial, the heiress unveils her own energy policy and threatens to paint the White House pink. Thanks again, Sen. McCain, for making this campaign about the issues. Or not.

Warning: This video is really dumb.

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By samosamo, August 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm Link to this comment

By cann4ing, August 7 at 3:30 pm #

Once you have the backing of diebold and es&s;to ‘get the vote right’, it is a NO BRAINER. Or half a brain because a ‘C’ student can become president.
Therefore this whole election cycle through all the states and for all seats, not just president, will really need some close scrutiney. I would almost bet that there would have been more than just a majority in both the house and senate if diebold and es&s;were not in charge of those goddamn electronic voting machines.

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By cann4ing, August 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm Link to this comment

This ad helps to explain the level of desperation in the McCain camp—Paris Hilton, a blond air head famous for driving without underwear, sounds more intelligent than the presumptive nominee.  How in the world is the “wrinkly white haired dude,” who even in his prime, finished 894th in a class of 899 at the Naval Academy, supposed to compete with a man whose brilliance and dedication led to his becoming the first African American head of the Harvard Law Review, our nation’s most prestigious law school where Obama graduated Magna Cum Laude before going on to teach constitutional law at the University of Chicago?

Ever since Lloyd Benson’s “Senator, you’re no John Kennedy” took the wind out of Dan Quayle’s sails, Republicans have taken the position that their party has a right to insist they can appoint the dumbest MF they can find to be the POTUS.  Anyone who questions the wisdom of placing the intellectually challenged into the worlds most intellectually challenging office is immediately denounced as an “elitist.”

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By samosamo, August 7, 2008 at 12:55 pm Link to this comment

By A. Z. Arrow, August 6 at 3:44 pm #

The post below this is reply to your early post on above time/date.

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By samosamo, August 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm Link to this comment

1st I’ve heard of this, about mccain that is. Man, we need to ship him off to the moon and then hope the moon somehow does not impact the earth. Geeez, talk about a jinx.

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By slumlord, August 7, 2008 at 11:54 am Link to this comment

both obama and mcCain have oil alternative incentive plans and both want offshore drilling. k?

whenever i hear something about this chick, i wonder how many people she could take with her to jonestown. this has been a great yardstick. now i can finish my thesis paper. or write that book. whatever.

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By Eddie Zalez, August 7, 2008 at 8:00 am Link to this comment
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John McCain does not look good reading from cue cards. Few people do. I’m not a big fan of Paris Hilton, but she nailed a great video. Let’s hope the group behind this video make some more. Maybe the next video show Paris Hilton competing against Cindy McCain as Buffalo Chip contestants.

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By Eddie Zalez, August 7, 2008 at 7:51 am Link to this comment
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At least Paris Hilton doesn’t need to read from cue cards. McCain cannot speak more than two sentences that make any sense unless he reads. And sometimes, he gaffes.

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By hippy pam, August 7, 2008 at 5:30 am Link to this comment

reply to A.Z.Arrow-THANK YOU-I went to that site-I CAN NOT BELIEVE that any one would put McCain in to a position of power after KNOWING THIS THING ABOUT HIM…“Bullsh*t” is a CHEER LEADER and “Mccbush/cain” is a COWARDLY JOKER-AND THAT IS ALL WE GET FOR CHOICES to RUN THIS COUNTRY…[I leave nobama out since he REALLY HAS NO EXPERIENCE in the running of ANY THING…]

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By Dr. Knowitall, PhD, PhD, August 7, 2008 at 4:37 am Link to this comment

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By Tony Wicher, August 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm Link to this comment

Go, Paris! McCain will regret the day he fucked with the Hiltons. They can buy and sell that SOB!

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By johnnyfarout, August 6, 2008 at 7:38 pm Link to this comment

I see nothing ‘dumb’ in this video, except the people who called it forth with a ‘dumb’ commercial of their own. P’owned…ehehahh. Paris p’owned McCain. Is this all they can come up with where even the ‘folks’ they use, give them the finger on the major media. Where’s turdblossom when you need him…oh, he’s on the lamb. It’s all so…American!

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By Inherit The Wind, August 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm Link to this comment

When a US Senator, running for President, is bitch-slapped and “owned” by a 20-something vaguely pretty heiress, known mainly for making a porn film and a spectacle of herself, you KNOW a campaign is in trouble.

I think it’s a BRILLIANT video, alternately expectedly shallow, and unexpectedly ironic, sardonic, and revealing of the character (lack) of McCain’s campaign.  It plays off of what Paris Hilton is known for, and shocks us by leaping into a far more effective energy policy than McCain will ever put up.

OK, Wrinkly White-Haired guy…What’s NEXT on your “Stupid Idea” agenda?  Putting Barack Obama in overalls with a slice of watermelon?  Or as a character in Grand Theft Auto?  Or maybe you’ll super-impose his face on the black characters (played by White actors) in DW Griffith’s classic racist manifesto, Birth of a Klan Nation?

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By A. Z. Arrow, August 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm Link to this comment
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About John Mc Cain’s prank that incinerated 165 sailors on the USS Forestall: 

Wikipedia states there are pictures of Mc Cain jumping off his plane to the deck after his prank exploded his craft and touched off the deadly fire.

The Virtual Wall - USS FORRESTAL CVA-59 29 July 1967
When placed in commission on 01 October 1955, USS FORRESTAL was the first ... The third round of detonations cleared the deck of men and fire-fighting gear, ...
- 17k -

1967 USS Forrestal fire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

On 29 July 1967, an unusual electrical anomaly caused a fire aboard the aircraft carrier USS Forrestal (CV-59) which was conducting combat operations in the ...

The Brass (McCains father was the Admiral in charge of the War in Vietnam) was unable to pin the cause of Mc Cain’s fire on the dead pilot. There were too many witness to Mc Cain’s “prank”

The Corporate Media is covering-up this story.

Paris? What does this say about John’s judgement?
His Charcter? His “leadership”? His perceptable Weaselness?


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By Paracelsus, August 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm Link to this comment

I can’t help myself. I keep falling in love again.

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By Emily Carol, August 6, 2008 at 2:49 pm Link to this comment
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Never thought it would happen! I must admit that Ms.Hilton appears brighter than the McCain pols.

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By samosamo, August 6, 2008 at 12:13 pm Link to this comment

By slumlord, August 6 at 5:02 am #

What can she do? Well, there videos about that show what she can do and she can read a script well enough to be convincing for some people, much more so than ole johnny.
Don’t go to war? This would be the last thing I would trust her with. I believe her to be very unreliable in making war for her own petty reasons or keeping us out of war that would be a disaster for the US.
No, I think she comes across as bright and articulate but her priorities would not suit her for leading the US. She should just stick to honking bobos for perverted amusement. Maybe a political ad with brittney both doing ole johnny, after all the post here using a touched up video beginning showing brittney and ole johnny tonguing it besides being disgusting is quite amusing or brittney would do anything for money.

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By Eric L. Prentis, August 6, 2008 at 10:05 am Link to this comment
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Paris Hilton’s “campaign ad” is more satirical than Sen. McCain’s. Who knew that Paris is “smarter” than John, what a revelation. It looks like Sen. McCain bit off more than he can chew.

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By trueblue5, August 6, 2008 at 9:37 am Link to this comment

Yes I’d vote for her….lol.  Just make sure we don’t go to war Paris.

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By Purple Girl, August 6, 2008 at 6:34 am Link to this comment

why did those who Mac works for use two women as their comparison? Why choose Britney as a ‘Unfit mother’ Celeb when they could have choosen Hasselhof (daughter exposed his alcholism and lack of Parental responsiblity too)
Why did they choose Paris as a silver spooned ‘Slut’, when they have had so many other male celebs to refer to? How many othe rkids has K-Fed Fathered? How many other Male stars run around like Johnny apple seed- screwing anything in their sights?
Seems to me the handlers of Mac were not only working off racial fears and stereotypes , but were also more than happy to back hand Women in the process.
Then of course they got a surrogate - Police Cheif from LA, to re- enforce these slanders by mention th etown has been quite lately because Britney is behaving herself, paris went Home and Lindsay has “become a Lesbian” .why did he feel so compelled to run out of the gym to make such a unrequested statement….To re affirm Women are the Only sinners and criminals which the world must control.
Whens the last time mac called his Wife a ‘cunt’?  His Sturgis offer to have her join the Sexually charged ‘Beauty Pageant’ seems to indicate he could care less about what she must do to win him some votes. “How far can you swallow a banana, Cindy?” Nice prostituting your wife - regardless of how humiliating it may be to her- for your own gains…What a Sweetheart of a Hubby.would he have offered her to work the Pole in a stripe club Too?it’s bad enough Mac is willing to sell himself and his reputation out to the Corps this season, but to be willing to literally sell your wife’s too???

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By slumlord, August 6, 2008 at 6:02 am Link to this comment

but what does she do?

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By hippy pam, August 6, 2008 at 5:17 am Link to this comment

Her energy idea is BY FAR much better than either of the “DUDES” running for “prez” are offering…And WHO CARES WHAT COLOR THE “WHITE HOUSE” IS PAINTED???The COLOR NO LONGER STANDS FOR THE IDEALS THIS COUNTRY IS GOVERNED UNDER…as I’m seeing[with my OWN eyes]and hearing[with my OWN ears]-McBullsh*t[a continuation of bullsh*t policies] OR Nobama[there will be more gang activity,theft and robberies-at least in my neighborhood]....WHERE DO I GO TO SIGN UP TO WORK FOR-.-.-.!!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

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By Plastic_Door, August 6, 2008 at 3:39 am Link to this comment

Paris isn’t dumb. She’s heavy heavy irony. Whether the idea is hers or not, name recognition is 90% of possession, which is 90% of the law. I’d rather have Paris Hilton than Dubya;  his “gravitas” is ridiculous, hers bitingly ironic.

Hooray for satire!  You go, Paris!

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By P. T., August 5, 2008 at 11:05 pm Link to this comment

That girl is onto something!

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By Fadel Abdallah, August 5, 2008 at 7:58 pm Link to this comment

I think Paris Hilton would make a better president than the two other options we have now.

I bet you if she becomes president and makes her first act by giving a swimming party in the White House, you will find the very conservative Iranianian President Ahmadinejad among the first to come.

As for the Saudis, Kuwaitis, Iraqis, Venezuelans and other oil producing countries, their kings, emirs and presidents will oblige to attend bringing with them all the oil and petrodollars that will make America prosperous again.

Possibly the two entities that might not be happy with Paris Hilton’s presidency would be the military-industrial complex and Israel and, of course, McCain and Obama!

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By BobZ, August 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm Link to this comment

This was a bad day for McCain. He got one upped by Paris Hilton for Gods sake and then made an idiot of himself at the biker bash in Sturgis - are they the Republican base? And then he volunteers Cindy to enter the topless beauty contest. Way to go McCain. You really are clueless.

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By Inherit The Wind, August 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm Link to this comment

Well, it’s certainly a saner and more realistic energy policy than anything McAncient has proposed.

Just what is it that this lady is famous for, again?

Can’t just be for being smarter and more ethical than McSame has been the last few months.

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By samosamo, August 5, 2008 at 7:17 pm Link to this comment

Why not?

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