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The Pink-Pistoled Lesbian Gang Menace!

Posted on Jul 3, 2007
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Graphic by Karen Spector

Fox pundit Bill O’Reilly, ever on top of hot-button trends in the zeitgeist, took a goodly chunk of time during Monday night’s episode of “The O’Reilly Factor” to discuss a most pressing national issue—and no, it’s not the glaringly important and timely I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby case. 

Follow this link to watch the clip.

H/t to Jeff Hoard.


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By rage, July 12, 2007 at 4:49 pm Link to this comment
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Please! HO’Reilly and the Faux News nuts need to quit. This so-called victim was just making up a cover story to save face after a bunch of aggravated women, on whose nerves this dimwit had apparently gotten, finally caught up with his stupid a$$. Bruh just got caught out, slippin’. There is no such thing as a pink pistol that is not plastic, spraying water. But, there is some such thing as a bunch of disgusted sisters comparing notes on some heathen prior to rolling up and beating him down. Please believe that! Sisters will pile 25 deep into a borrowed vintage Caddy, dressed down in jeans and hoodies, weave-free, braless, in sneakers, no earrings, smeared up in vasaline, donning a fist full of lethally cheap rusting rings, to cruise up on the source of community contention. This is that point where hell clashes violently with the wrath of God! That fool likely knew a lot of his assailantes in a rather trifling manner that had chagrined them. Once the sisterhood court had convened on his case, the evidence thoroughly pondered, the verdict unanimously accepted, and the sentence pronounced, execution was duly carried out at the train station. Brotha’ got that a$$ whipped and hospitalized. It wasn’t cute. It wasn’t ladylike. But, it wasn’t dyke-bi’ness either, just because a gang of women went violent. These idiots at Faux News need to quit. Bruh just slipped up on that butt-load of openly violent sister rage. That is all. He lived long enough to ball-faced lie to Faux News. So, he gon’ be al’ight.

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By Mary Jane, July 6, 2007 at 6:45 pm Link to this comment
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pink pistols can be made permanently pink by being anodyzed, the metal is tinted. In fact, I have one, but it is pink, not fusia like the picture displayed for effect is.

sooooooooooo? are only gangs allowed to have guns with or without permits too?

or is this gun ownership labeling me a Pinko…or not ‘nice’ or PC or what ? 

and what happens if only police & criminals carry ugly black guns, then who can have any defense or power, huh ?  Only by Hiring one of them be the only way ? huh?

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By TomChicago, July 6, 2007 at 8:03 am Link to this comment
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The Young Turks stated that the “authority” featured on O’s show is a security guard at Macdonalds.  Not a bad thing, mind you, but how else is the guy an “authority”?

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By Hondo, July 6, 2007 at 12:10 am Link to this comment
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O’Reilly is an idiot! All gangs are dangerous, whether they are black or white, male or female, gay or straight.

As a radical, red neck, right wing, red state Republican, I can honestly say that I don’t care what persuasion gang members are. O’Reilly was pandering to the lower-IQ crowd with that report, further proof that “the spin doesn’t stop there” because “he’s not really looking out for anyone” other than his own bank account.

P.S.—Can we finally dispel the myth that O’Reilly is a conservative? He’s an RFK liberal.

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By Spinoza, July 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm Link to this comment

See, Fox has a sense of humor. No one takes them seriously as a news organization and even Fox makes fun of Fox.

There is a real good movie I recomment to all. A lesbian comedy. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

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By Southern Beale, July 5, 2007 at 8:57 am Link to this comment
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Apparently, Pink Pistol is a name of a pro-fun GLBT organization. They don’t REALLY carry pink guns and they aren’t a gang. Fox got it wrong ... again.

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By MuchoMacho, July 5, 2007 at 4:57 am Link to this comment
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Geez. I hadn’t realized they had pink pistols. Now, this is what I call a NEWS story! I bet reilly had a hard time selecting a film clip for this story from his personal video collection.

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By Anna, July 5, 2007 at 4:10 am Link to this comment
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if there any lesbian gangs out there, they should band together to kick O’Reilly’s ass.

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By Rickinsf, July 4, 2007 at 9:37 pm Link to this comment
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Rosco. Powder coating, that’s the way to go. With a good clear coat finish.

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By steve, July 4, 2007 at 2:19 pm Link to this comment
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Another excellent news story from fox.  I, for one, certainly want to be kept informed on the lesbian menace.  Keep up the good work!

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By Mark0, July 4, 2007 at 9:31 am Link to this comment
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I really don’t understand how people can take this propaganda day after day. Without any additional commentary, it was obvious to me that this was a bogus story. My question is: How do we put a stop to this? It’s time to take to the streets folks. Not with pink pistols but in a passive way to show the country that intelligent people don’t want to take this garbage anymore.

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By Tojobo, July 4, 2007 at 8:17 am Link to this comment
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I think I’ll still sleep tonight.
I’m surprised it’s taken them this long to arm themselves.
“#83613 by Rosco on 7/03 at 1:51 pm
How do you paint a pistol pink? Would it be a gloss or semi gloss? Oil or water based? Some sort of spray I would assume.”

—Like Bill O’Reilly, himself, strictly a tap and dye job.

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By Jacks, July 3, 2007 at 10:23 pm Link to this comment

This is the best O’Reilly yet!  Hilarious.

He did fail to mention that this “gang” of women were, in fact, defending themselves as this man was constantly harassing them and, I believe, assaulted one of them.

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By Rosco, July 3, 2007 at 2:51 pm Link to this comment

How do you paint a pistol pink? Would it be a gloss or semi gloss? Oil or water based? Some sort of spray I would assume.

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