LOGO: Truthdig: Drilling Beneath the Headlines. A Progressive Journal of News and Opinion. Editor, Robert Scheer. Publisher, Zuade Kaufman.  
November 12, 2009
Log in / Register

 Choose a size
Text Size

Most Read

'Daily Show': Cold Busted, Sean Hannity

The Economy Looks Better in Paul Krugman's Neighborhood

Gorbachev's Sermon on the Mount

Testing Next Year's Lies Today

The Man Who Put the Rainbow in 'The Wizard of Oz'

Most Comments
Most Emailed

Reports
 * NEW! * Where Does the Caving End?

Ear to the Ground

A/V Booth

Arts & Culture
 * NEW! * Freedom’s Fight

Digs
Financial Meltdown 101
Vetting Sarah Palin

Truthdig Bazaar more items

 
A/V Booth

Colbert Lampoons Bush’s Torture Agenda

Email this item Email    Print this item Print   
Posted on Sep 19, 2006
Stephen Colbert

On Monday, Stephen Colbert went after Bush’s proposed re-imagining of the Geneva Convention by inviting the president to come on the “Report” and demonstrate his preferred interrogation techniques.  Mocking the president’s assertion that the treaty banning torture lacks clarity, Colbert observed: “I personally think the image of the president saying specifically what, to him, is not an outrage on human dignity will make everyone see his position very clearly….”


Watch it:

More Below the Ad

Advertisement


Elsewhere: .

Comments

Are you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig.

By Bree, September 21, 2006 at 12:31 am #
(Unregistered commenter)

Chris,
  I can only assume you’re someone who loves to stir the pot and get everybody going. I can also assume you are “projecting” (my guess is you aren’t familiar with this concept…it’s when a person unconsciously transfers his/her own deep beliefs to another individual or group). We in Birmingham (yes, I know, the black heart of bigotry in your book) had to deal with our racist actions and beliefs, and we did and are doing it. It may surprise you to know that we have had a black mayor for over twenty years, and the majority of our city counselmen are black. People who move here from other parts of the country consider Birmingham “a well kept secret”. So you just hang in there with your own out dated notions, and stay away from Alabama.

Report this

By Mike, September 20, 2006 at 6:10 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Response to #24364

I for one am really looking forward to their trials.  War crime trials are televised right? or would there be a military tribunal where no one ever knows the results. Ratings could top O.J’s
George will have a hard time lying his way out of a life in prison, let alone an eternity in hell. He better get his speach writers working on that one real soon.

Report this

By Chris, September 20, 2006 at 8:47 am #
(Unregistered commenter)

This country will never move forward until will acknowledge some truths. We cannot deny that the South (that HUGE voting block that keeps the President and Conservatives in office year after year) IS in fact deeply bigoted.

The South DOES beat homosexuals to death with baseball bats.

The South DOES shoot abotion providers with high powered rifles while claiming “Jesus made me do it!”

The South DOES routinly assualt black men and is the base of operations for the Aryan Nation and the Klu Klux Klan.

So when we wonder why half the country LOVES Bush when he talks about torturing brown Arabsa who are Muslim (and not Christian) it really goes back to the basic fact that the South is deeply, deeply hateful and racist.

Report this

By vbob, September 19, 2006 at 11:33 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Bush seeks an ex post facto law that will make legal — after the fact — his violations of the Geneva Convention having to do with torture.

  “No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.”

  — US Constitution, Article I
=================
  Bush is beyond help from a mere act of Congress at this point. It’ll take either the second coming or a constitutional amendment to change any US treaty obligation; the chances of that happening are very, very slim.

  “This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.”

  —US Constitution, Article VI, Annotations

Therefore, the Geneva Convention is the supreme law of the land and Bush is subject to it even if Congress should pass a measure that attempts to pardon him or, in any other way, absolve him of the capital crimes that he has already committed.

Report this

By corey, September 19, 2006 at 9:34 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Brent and Chris
I forgot to mention,
you guys are both idiots.

Report this

By corey, September 19, 2006 at 9:32 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Brent,

I also take objection to Chris’s comments, but for a different reason. Chris tried to portray Southerners as ignorant due to their practice of using sweeping generalizations (also known as stereotypes) as the basis for making decisions. Sadly he did so by making a sweeping generalization of the south. Being hypocritical is not the best way to make a point. The emotional overtones of your response indicate to me that you are in fact from the South. Therefore, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that your rebuttal to his assertion that Southerners are ignorant was full of spelling and grammatical errors. This is an even worse way to make a point.

Report this

By slg, September 19, 2006 at 7:41 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

It’s not just satire. The Presidents body language speaks for itself. He’s become much more animated, like he’s trying to fight his way out of a plastic bag. Good thing he’s not armed.

the man unbecoming the myth

who turns out to be just another self righteous crusader on a mission, empowering petty tyrants and power junkies everywhere to rise up and raise a little hell for the cause.

meanwhile on Earth good and kind people are gazing at their sleeping children, softly weeping.

Report this

By Kelly, September 19, 2006 at 7:32 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

And people wonder why dems are labeled elitists.  Being born below the Mason-Dixon line causes you to be pro toture?
Really? I’m sure Colbert, being from South Carolina, will be delighted to know this.

Report this

By weemaryanne, September 19, 2006 at 6:22 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Colbert is amazing—how can he keep a straight face?

Report this

By Brent, September 19, 2006 at 5:54 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Chris, creating retarded, inbred, racist strawmen out southerners will always win the Yankee vote, I suppose.

And people wonder why dems are labeled elitists.  Being born below the Mason-Dixon line causes you to be pro toture?  You are an idiot and you argument is laughable.  Go fuck yourself.

Report this

By hmmneandertal, September 19, 2006 at 4:26 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

Colbert is unsurpassed.  He is a brilliant satirist.

Report this

By scss, September 19, 2006 at 3:02 pm #
(Unregistered commenter)

If it’s the president who wants clarity, then you need to put quote marks around the word clarity.  “Clarity” is administration-speak for “my way”.

Report this

By Chris, September 19, 2006 at 8:38 am #
(Unregistered commenter)

Very good.

Torture doesn’t work. True, the Red Southern states LOVE the idea of burning dirty brown Arabs with cigars, but they also LOVE the idea of doing that to African Americans and homosexuals. And Jews. And non-Christians. And feminists. And, well, basically anyone that isn’t a white, christian evangical Southern. Yes, sadistically torturing non-whites will ALWAYS win the Southern vote. But the truth is that, as pleasurable as it is to see a non-white scream in pain, it NEVER produces any actionable intelligence. 99% of these guys are either so low level that they have no idea who is doing what or they are actually innocent and got swept up by the military “just in case.” Can’t take chance with those nigg, er, I mean those Arabs.

Report this

By SHRED, September 19, 2006 at 8:30 am #
(Unregistered commenter)

“All the President wants, is clarity”.

LMAO!

Report this

Add Your Comment

Posts by unregistered readers are moderated. Posts by members
are published immediately. Why wait? Register today!







Number of characters remaining: 4000

Notify you when others comment on this article?


Are you a human?
Retype the word you see here.


Please read and abide by our comment policy.
By submitting this comment, you agree to this site's terms and conditions.

 
Click here to learn more about Truthdig
 

 
Join the Liberal Blog Advertising Network
 
 
 
 
Chrome Bag - Free Shipping
 
 
 

A Progressive Journal of News and Opinion. Editor, Robert Scheer. Publisher, Zuade Kaufman.
Copyright © 2009 Truthdig, L.L.C. All rights reserved.