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Stewart to President: I Give Up. Youre F—-ing InsanePosted on Aug 3, 2006
After Tony Snow announced the results of Bushs recent physical, “The Daily Show host seized the opportunity to mock the presidents weight gain. Snow declared that the president was fit for duty although hed gained five pounds, prompting Stewart to remark, Mr. President, I know things are tough right now, but you cant eat your way to happy. Stewart also took issue with Snows choice of words, following the news that yet another Arabic-speaking soldier had been discharged for being gay. Clearly, as a gay man, Bleu is utterly unfit to serve his country by translating the enemys language. But while we may have lost Bleu Copas, another man was declared ready to serve. But when Bush, in a speech, began talking about eating crabs with the 1972 Miami Dolphins, Stewart decided that the president had, finally, gone off the deep end. Watch it: Advertisement Previous item: Stewart to President: I Give Up. Youre F—-ing Insane Next item: Stewart to President: I Give Up. Youre F—-ing Insane Elsewhere: . CommentsAre you a Truthdig member yet? Login now, or register with Truthdig. Add Your Comment
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By fifthworld, August 12, 2006 at 9:43 pm #
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How fucking stupid does this adminstrative cabal think we are to give us this bullshit about the NINETEEN conspirators to blow up the US-bound airlines? Whats with NINETEEN? Im surprised they didnt claim they were Saudis once again (so we could go bomb Afghanistan, of course)These desperate bastards are relying on American amnesia to get that one over, and Im sure theyre laughing right now. Except they didnt get quite what they wanted - massive death and even more hysteria.
Report thisBy NASCARLiberal, August 9, 2006 at 9:47 am #
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Cynthia McKinney has once again lost her job, probably after being set up with that security guard incident. She is one of the few who were vocal about the possibility of the bush cabal possibly being behind 9/11 ... after all Poppa Doc Daddy Bush has lots of low connections worldwide from his CIA days. And ... oh ... btw ... whatever happened to Marvin Bush ... no wonder they keep him out of the limelight ... take a look at this:
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/911security.html
You’ll notice that the power went “down” at WTC just the weekend before the attack. So, let us consider this: LAX has had ATC computer outages twice in the past 10 days, taking them out of business for 2 non-sequential days. Eleven “Egyptians” on student visas have gone missing in the 30 days since they entered the country ... the government apparently has no idea where they are. (Maybe they should ask Marvin.) And this Friday the date is 8/11 ... maybe significant, maybe not.
Are the chimp and his breathern all part of the problem? Oh yeah. And he’s out chopping logs on the ranch and Condumb is over in Europe checking out shoe sales!
Report thisBy LiberalViewer, August 9, 2006 at 4:23 am #
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To see how Fox News edited this Daily Show clip to take out the worst criticisms of Bush, watch my YouTube video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZgLWTSFLk
Report thisBy Lyn, August 6, 2006 at 3:52 pm #
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M Henri Day’s respnse is good and a bit more serious than the levity I was trying to instill into the frustrating and depressing circumstances that we find ourselves in at this time.
Report thisHowever, the the question is a good one. I suspect that it will provide the social scientists with research material for years to come. That is, provided we do not end up living in a dictatorship after the November elections.
It seems to me that the neo-cons are not looking at history very carefully. When the rich continue to get richer and the poor poorer it will probably lead to a revolution. Think of the French, Russian, and the South American countries…also Cuba. I’m sure there are other examples in history.
By Lyn, August 6, 2006 at 3:38 pm #
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Winterfire6 I think that george b would be a standup comic doing tours of coctail lounges. Sadly he would probably drink too much and become seedier and seedier over time.
Report thisBy My Drunken Dad, August 6, 2006 at 11:17 am #
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The gas prices have gone up because of who? Well, There is one solution to this and I think everyone should follow. It’s cheaper than buying it at the gas station.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U70KcavqYsc
See what you think
Thanks
Mike
Report thisBy M Henri Day, August 6, 2006 at 5:18 am #
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To my mind, a question more essential than what King George’s life would have been like, absent his family’s money and power, is the following : what is it about the United States that makes it possible for an elite to install such a man as (un)elected King, without giving rise to a revolution ? What is it that led this elite to believe, correctly as it seems, that it could project his, from what I have seen and heard of him on radio and television, rather unattractive and limited personality in such a way as to make a large number of his fellow citizens - if not a majority - feel that he was «a regular guy» and someone one «could have a beer with», and therefore qualified for the office of president of said country ? While a part certainly can, surely not the whole of the success of this project can be ascribed to simple electoral fraud ?...
Report thisBy shawn, August 6, 2006 at 4:17 am #
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fellow Americans,
we must look at the contradicting evidence of 9/11. start with, how did World Trade Center tower 7 collapse on Sep 11th in a free fall, 8 seconds, without any plane hitting it and two small fires?
http://www.wtc7.net
if you look at the video, it is hard to answer how the whole 50 story tower 7 collapsed into its own footprint.
where is the wreckage of the 757 that hit the front of the pentagon, in pics and video? none, check it out for yourself.
how did 4 hijacked planes, fly over the worlds most protecte airspace, Washington and NY, for a total of 1 hour and 50 minutes at an average of 40 minutes each after turning off their transponders and signaling a hijack WITHOUT any NORAD fighter jet intercept? riddle me this? The average time for NORAD to intercept a plane is 10 minutes. c’mon…
9/11 was an inside job my friends. sorry, but it is true and it is time for us to WAKEUP. this was the trigger for the WAR on TERROR. the are scarying us into submission.
please check it out yourself.
peace
shawn
http://www.911truth.org
and google and buy Loose Change 2, by far the best documentary on the real story of 9/11.
Report thistime to wake up and take our govt back!!!
By winterfire6, August 5, 2006 at 6:25 pm #
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I our preznit’s name was George Smith, he would be a used car salesman.
Report thisBy Lyn, August 5, 2006 at 11:14 am #
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I think, as many do, the george bush is indeed a moron. My question is this. If george did not have the family millions backing him up, what do you all think he would be doing with his life if he had to make in on his own like the rest of us?
Report thisBy wowser, August 5, 2006 at 1:24 am #
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the baloney sandwich has turned into a shit sandwich for everybody
Report thisBy wisedup, August 4, 2006 at 10:25 pm #
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My guess is that the chimp has a presidential piss-pot next to his desk for all those times that the only way he has to demonstrate his alpha-position is to take piss in the oval office.
Report thisBy NASCARLiberal, August 4, 2006 at 5:02 pm #
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Lauren? Would that be Lauren Bush? Writing that Alexandra Pelosi’s documentary on George Bush made him seem “palatable” and “sexy” ... YIKES ... you have some perverted sense of what is SEXY. I’ve showed that video to many, many yellow dog Democrat, far left progressives and you can be SURE not one of us thought he was “sexy” ... !!! Dumb as a doorknob, and maybe o.k. to have a beer with but totally a dolt and unsuitable for the Presidency! Yes, it is this video from which Stewart plucked the baloney sandwich comment, and yes that is Alexandra Pelosi questioning him on that. SHE and her MOTHER have NOTHING to appologize about this documentary. Obviously, some folks just don’t get satire! Look up the reviews online for “Journeys With George” ... some score it a 4 out of 5 and most like it.
Report thisBy LeeB, August 4, 2006 at 4:31 pm #
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Why is Jon Stewarts truthful observation that the Chimp is fucking insane even considered newsworthy?
I’d say the answer to your question might be it is newsworthy because it is being said out loud on a popular television program that gets significant attention. This is important because the MSM has made a habit of suppressing any truthful, but unflattering, comments about the boy king since he first began his campaign to take the White House back in 1999. Too bad they didn’t feel it was their job to expose the man for what he is back then, eh?
Report thisBy Rich, August 4, 2006 at 3:15 pm #
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Here is where the ride gets bumpy…The 9/11 hoax is unraveling..They need to hang on to power now to save their lives, so great are their crimes against humanity….. look for them to do anything, including a reprisal of their 9/11 attack, to cancel elections, of course, it will be for our own safety…We’re going to be hit before the november election, and massivly hit before the 08’ presidential election; they almost have to, at this point, nuke Washington & the Congress!!!!!!
Report thisBy Flo, August 4, 2006 at 1:30 pm #
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I was reading a executivebusines Lebanon website
of 2004 I was looking for Brazil arrested woman
in Syria Harri mureder case who stole money from
the medina bank.
They were reading economic progress but every once in a while they would throw in bank scandals and personal stuff in the report.
I laughed when it stated a member of the Lebanon
Report thiscounsel stated that US Presidents should be
required to have a psychiatric examinations before
they become President!
By My Drunken Dad, August 4, 2006 at 11:46 am #
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IS EVERYONE TELLING YOU TO NOT EAT AT FAST FOOR JOINTS? YOU FEELING GUILTY BECAUSE IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FAT? WELL WHO GIVES A SHIT. MY DAD WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY ITS ALRIGHT TO EAT WHENEVER AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO EAT.
Episode 6 - My Drunken Dad: Revenge of the Fat Man.
http://mydrunkendad.com
Report thisBy dee, August 4, 2006 at 11:04 am #
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He is such low life—does he stuff his mouth and chew with it open at state dinners? Why bother with silverware and plates, hand him a turkey leg and let him rip into it. What a clown! Not only is the world pissed off at the U.S., but they can laugh at the same time at the clown in charge.
Report thisBy lauren, August 4, 2006 at 10:34 am #
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Nancy Pelosi’s daughter made a documentary for HBO which humanized “george” and made him palatable, even “sexy.” Read the reviews and note how this appalling piece of stupid fluff was splayed all over the airwaves. It is unforgiveable and Pelosi and her daughter should be deeply ashamed.
Report thisBy chutta, August 4, 2006 at 8:37 am #
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This man has shown nothing but contempt for the will of the people, excluding the remaining deluded ones, as well as the Constitution. Doing nothing but bolster his yearnings for an aristocracy. There is light however. The Repugs did fail on the Estate tax issue again. Just seeing his image simply gets me to flip the channel. 1-202-456-1111, call and give the chimpster some contempt back.
Report thisBy winterfire6, August 3, 2006 at 9:16 pm #
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The man is an embarrassemnt, on top of being a war criminal and democracy thief.
Getting rid of him and his cronies is our biggest challenge.
If we do not manage to do that, our counrty is finished.
Report thisBy Roe, August 3, 2006 at 3:00 pm #
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Lil, That clip is from a documentary shot by a journalist embedded
in the the Bush campaign team with permission to film, etc. I don’t remember which, 2000, or 2004, but i saw it at the time.
Report thisBy NASCARLiberal, August 3, 2006 at 2:20 pm #
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Lil Tater Skitter, that footage of boooshie and the baloney sandwich is from the movie by Nancy Pelosi’s daughter and that is her voice you hear. The movie is “Journey with George”, I believe, and is one of the funniest pieces of film I’ve ever seen and it is a full length documentary feature. She has her timing down just right. If you think THIS bit was funny ... you should see the rest of it. It was shot on the campaign trail 2000, as a “home movie”. More people should see it in full (ask, it may be at your local library) ... it shows what a dolt the man is, true, a likeable dolt but definately not presidential material.
Report thisBy Andy, August 3, 2006 at 1:20 pm #
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“Who was asking him if he found the liking of a baloney sandwich ironic?”
That was Pelosi’s daughter from her documentary “Journey’s With George.”
Report thisBy dave, August 3, 2006 at 12:29 pm #
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The woman asking him about baloney sandwiches was Pelosi’s daughter Alexandra. The exchange came from her documentary “Journey’s With George.”
Report thishttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312848/
By Lil Tater Skeeter, August 3, 2006 at 11:22 am #
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Oh, man.
Who was asking him if he found the liking of a baloney sandwich ironic? Why couldn’t we have two more seconds of footage. Man.
Is that reporter at the bottom of Lake Travis? Is she on CNN International?
Report thisBy Curlew, August 3, 2006 at 10:08 am #
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Why is Jon Stewart’s truthful observation that the Chimp is “fucking insane” even considered newsworthy? Anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock for the last 6 years already knows that Bush is at least 10 french fries short of a happy meal.
Report thisBy M Henri Day, August 3, 2006 at 8:28 am #
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I fear I put myself at risk of a charge of lèse-majesté, but I found this video hilarious. Let us hope that the people of the US will prove capable of preserving the liberty of publicly ridiculing their rulers….
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