February 28, 2015
The Egg and I
Posted on Nov 18, 2011
By Mr. Fish
Five days later, on the night before Halloween, he and I, along with my big brother, Jeff, a guy named Philhower and a guy named Danny, crept out of the woods on the other side of the street in front of Deloris’ house, the pockets of our jackets and hooded sweatshirts loaded with eggs, our claustrophobic blood pounding in our ears, our nervous systems overrun with something like electric spiders. I don’t remember much following the order to FIRE! except that the one and only egg I threw missed its target completely and sailed over the roof. Then I remember, almost immediately, somebody yelling RUN! amid the mayhem of yolks exploding against shingles and shutters, at which point we ran, not for the woods, but as a sloppy disparate mob set zigzagging down the street like morons trying to outrun eyesight.
The thing about art, and I include folklore to be part of that discipline, is that it will always deepen the historical record that defines our moral and immoral certitude by insisting that the human heart, with all its contradictions and inarticulate universality, be present at the existential committee convened for the comprehension of life itself. Straight journalism, for example, or the rote memorization of theocratic balderdash or the cataloging of scientific data are certainly insufficient compilers of all that comprises the complicated identity of the whole species. Consider how unremarkable and ineffectual the 1950s and ’60s would’ve been had the only commentary available to us been that of Walter Cronkite, Bishop Sheen and the House Un-American Activities Committee. Or try processing the great Dante-esque calamity that was the Second World War without such books as “The Naked and the Dead,” “Catch-22” and “Slaughterhouse-Five.” Additionally, no one would even know that there was ever a labor movement in this country that was vibrant and effective in teaching people how to organize and to gain both civil and workers rights had there never been Woody Guthrie, John Steinbeck or Thomas Hart Benton.
“I worry because I don’t see any significant artwork being produced nowadays to help deepen our understanding of recent historical events beyond whatever sound bites we’re given by the 24-hour news cycle,” I said, standing behind a commie-red podium in front of a crowd at Revolution Books in lower Manhattan after a presentation of my cartoons. This was on the night before the night before the NYPD was covertly scheduled to dismantle the Occupy Wall Street encampment at Zuccotti Park and to wage the only sort of war that the U.S. power structure seems willing to fight anymore, both domestically and internationally. That is the sort launched against the defenseless and, preferably, the sleeping, the heroism of the cops and soldiers involved typically being determined by how squarely they’re able to shoot their target in the back.
“There’s no poetry in the retelling or re-examination of what we’ve been through over the last decade because there is no artistry in the way the memory has been rendered,” I said, locking eyes with a kid in the front row who had just gotten into town from Duluth to join the fledgling OWS resistance movement as a photographer. “What source material will our children have access to when it comes to making sense of 9/11, for example? Who are they going to quote, the great Wolf Blitzer? ‘In My Time’ by Dick Cheney? It’s fucking ridiculous and we’re running out of time! Nothing will be remembered if we don’t feel like retelling the story!”
“Are you going to let him burn alone or are you going to stand up like men?” asked Officer Von Schmidt, gesturing toward a rather sullen-looking Richie while strutting back and forth in front of us in his jackboots and breeches, the brim of his policeman’s cap hiding his eyes. We had been picked up by a pair of squad cars just a few blocks away from Deloris’ house and returned, with egg on our shoes, to her front yard for positive identification. Nobody said a word. “You gonna act like a bunch of girls and let your buddy hang?!” Again, silence. “You call these assholes your friends?” he asked Richie, chuckling. “These aren’t your friends! They don’t care about you!” This from a full-grown adult who would in an hour’s time respond to a 14-year-old’s tearful retelling of how a mother of three children invited him to see how many of his fingers he could fit inside her at one time by saying, “Aw, come on! Don’t be a baby about it! Count yourself lucky—you’re a man! So how many fingers was it?”
“Yes, sir, I did it,” said Philhower, looking at the ground, while another officer approached to read him his rights.
“How about you?” said Von Schmidt, moving down the line and going nose to nose with Danny, who was beginning to hyperventilate.
“Yeah,” exhaled Danny, “I did it.”
Von Schmidt took another step to the left. “And how about you?”
I nodded and stared at my shoes.
“You?” said Von Schmidt, stopping in front of my big brother.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Jeff, shrugging his shoulders slightly and shaking his head in bewilderment.
“All right, get lost!” ordered Von Schmidt.
Watching Jeff casually round the corner with his hands in his pockets, not a care in the world, we all learned, perhaps too late, how the truth is sometimes way too important to be limited by the facts.
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