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 Norris Throws Down for ‘Warrior’ GingrichPosted on Feb 6, 2012
Conservative power ranger Chuck Norris has come out swinging for the GOP once again—this time, he’s willing to lend his unique celebrity brand to give Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign a boost with a memorably worded endorsement only he (along with, perhaps, a small army of savvy flacks) could compose. Take it away, Chuck. —KA
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By kogwonton, February 9, 2012 at 9:08 am Link to this comment
Doesn’t he sell THY-MASTER do-hickeys?
Report thisBy Beltwaylaid, February 8, 2012 at 10:33 am Link to this comment
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The Hair Club for Nematodes endorses the Holy Leader of the Fire-spitting Club of Salamanders….
Report thisBy JimBob, February 7, 2012 at 6:25 pm Link to this comment
Easy to tell that Chuck is getting serious about politics:
Report thishe’s got Senator Hair.
By robert in london, February 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm Link to this comment
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Who is Steven Seagal endorsing? Be nice to see him and Norris go at it in the octogenarianagon.
Report thisBy pundaint, February 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm Link to this comment
How long does it take for a Head shot from Bruce Lee to manifest?
Report thisBy allen, February 7, 2012 at 12:14 pm Link to this comment
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It’s perfectly understandable why the endorsement of a martial artist like Mr. Norris gets press attention and perhaps even brings a smile to the face of Mr. Gingrich. After all, who knows more about how to kick ass and take names than Chuck? And, in case you hadn’t noticed, this country’s all about kickin’ ass and takin’ names. We’ve been doin’ that for decades now.
If, by some miracle, Newt wins his party’s nomination and then goes on to defeat the president in the general election—a long shot, I know—then you may be looking here at the next Secretary of Defense. Though I imagine Mr. Norris would prefer to retitle the office “Secretary of Offense.”
Hajime.
Report thisBy mr.ed, February 7, 2012 at 11:17 am Link to this comment
What’s in that hair dye, anyway? It’s soaked through his skull and killed his brain cells.
Report thisBy upgradeyourlife, February 7, 2012 at 7:50 am Link to this comment
The question isn’t who he is endorsing, but why, as in
Report thiswhy would anyone care who chuck norris endorses for
president
By dsmith, February 7, 2012 at 5:08 am Link to this comment
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With his money he should really have a talk with William Shatner and get the name of the guy who makes his realistic looking hair piece. That one looks like a mop on his head.
Report thisBy Mike Strong, February 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm Link to this comment
Wow, The Onion has heavy competition. Earlier today it was Hoekstra’s ad which I at first thought had to be satire. I’m still having a hard time believing it. Now we have Chuck Norris endorsing Newt and someone suggests Steven Seagal is next on stage. The comedy/satire channel is out of business. Just put this stuff on C-Span.
Report thisBy prisnersdilema, February 6, 2012 at 9:15 pm Link to this comment
It’s very sad to see Mr. Norris this way, aging, gracelessly..
For once I wish he would just break down, and let out all the pain, instead of
holding on. No one can be tough for ever, and its just as well.
I understand, that he’s built a career on being hard, but eventually whether you
like it or not hardness, turns to softness. It’s time to let go, of all that….
Gingrich, is not the right man for this country. No matter how beautiful and
Report thisenticing his lies are, they are still lies. He tries to act tough as well, but the trail of
women in his life, indicates that inside, he is a ball of need…. and that should
worry everyone.
By D.R. Zing, February 6, 2012 at 8:17 pm Link to this comment
Now there’s a guy who’s been kicked in the head one too
Report thismany times.
By rumblingspire, February 6, 2012 at 6:03 pm Link to this comment
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HERE COME COWBOYS - PSYCHEDELIC FURS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBl_Ej2OoI
“they’re no fun at all”
Report thisBy BrooklynDame, February 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm Link to this comment
Two words: Bleedin’ eijit.
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By PatrickHenry, February 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm Link to this comment
Acting skills commensurate with Political skills.
I can see why they were meant for each other.
Report thisBy Sid, February 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm Link to this comment
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I would not be worrying too much about Newt but more about how you got ripped off on that rediculous hairpiece you are wearing!
Report thisBy Jeff N., February 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm Link to this comment
Now there’s a beautiful headline.. I can only hope the Steven Seagal endorsement of god-knows-who is moments away
Report thisBy SarcastiCanuck, February 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm Link to this comment
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Noooooooooooooo,say it ain’t so Chuck.Newt???Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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