Truthdig Articles

2008

07/13 Traitor to a Losing Tradition

07/06 Cold-Filtered Economics

06/22 A Revolutionary Campaign

06/08 Less than Literate

06/02 Her Own Worst Enemy

05/25 Fighting Until the End, and Then Some

05/18 The Other Man

04/27 Get Your Own Smear Tactics

04/20 Olympic Hide and Seek

04/14 How Can We Miss Him if He Won’t Go Away?

03/30 Bush Stands Firm on Environment

03/23 Prescription Accomplished

03/16 Monster Community Weighs In on Campaign Controversy

03/10 The President You Are Trying to Reach Is Unavailable

03/02 Old Habits Die Hard

02/22 Shrub and the Rocket

02/10 Social Terror Networking

01/27 The Perils of Pandering

01/21 How Much Is That Superpower in the Window?

01/11 2008’s News Before It Happens

01/06 A Sex—and Race—Change for Hillary

2007

12/22 The Race for Name-Caller in Chief

12/09 Oh My God, What a Ticket!

11/23 Bush Gives Thanks

11/18 Hillary’s Supermarket Conundrum

11/11 A Dictator Gets Tips From an Old Pro

11/04 Hillary’s Unassailable Strategy

10/07 Sen. Clinton Beefs Up the Competition

09/30 The Global War on Toddlerism

09/15 Thompson Quits to Spend More Time With His Nap

09/09 Down to Their Last Billion

09/02 Domestic Surveillance Begins at Home

08/26 Put an Asterisk Next to Rove’s Name

08/05 What’s This? Scooter McCain?

07/29 Cheney: What I Did on My Summer Vacation

07/20 War Strategy a Flop?  Transform(er) It

07/14 Scooter’s Deal Is the American Dream

07/07 Satire: Cheney Hides in Plain Sight

06/17 Satire: Congress Hires Illegals to Write Immigration Bill

06/02 Satire: Hillary Tries to Fatten Up the Competition

05/27 Wolfowitz’s Next Assignment

05/19 Shades of White

05/13 Buck Up, Wolfie: There’s Always eHarmony

05/06 Send In Your Résumé—Lying Is a Plus

04/29 A Little Entertainment for the Evildoers

04/20 World Shocked That Wolfowitz Has Girlfriend

04/14 Imus Moves to Al-Qaida Network

04/09 Scientists Study Memory Loss Among Politicians

04/02 New Hillary Software Lets Voters Customize Her Positions

03/18 Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence

03/11 Bush Strips Libby of Nickname

03/04 Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Oscar to Bush

02/16 Who Needs Good Intel When You’ve Got Magic 8-Ball?

02/12 When It Rains It Pours

02/04 Experts Go on Strike—Could Last Months, Non-Experts Say

01/26 Andy Borowitz: Bin Laden’s State of the Jihad Address Short on Specifics

01/19 Andy Borowitz: Rosie-Trump Feud Advances Doomsday Clock

01/05 Satire by Andy Borowitz: God Denies Talking to Pat

2006

12/28 Andy Borowitz: Bush’s New Year’s Resolutions

12/24 Satire by Andy Borowitz: Naughty Outnumber Nice in New Survey

12/16 Andy Borowitz: Kerry Reveals 2004 Campaign Was Botched Joke

12/08 Satire by Andy Borowitz: Starbucks on the Moon

12/02 Satire From Andy Borowitz: Bush Twins Invade Iraq

11/25 Andy Borowitz: A (Lame) Duck Spares a Turkey

11/19 Satire: Bush Gets Grounded

10/27 Andy Borowitz: Bush Proposes Making Illegal Immigrants ‘Guest Voters’

10/16 Andy Borowitz: Mel Gibson Acquires Nuclear Weapon

10/06 Andy Borowitz—Bush on Foley: We Must Crack Down on Illegal Immigration

09/29 Andy Borowitz: Kangaroo Selected as New Hussein Judge

09/15 Andy Borowitz: Rocket Scientists Not as Smart as Originally Thought

08/25 Andy Borowitz: Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson to Build Movie Studio on the Moon

08/18 Andy Borowitz: Bush Lowers Expectations on Iraq to Moderate Fiasco

08/08 Andy Borowitz: Bush Awards Gibson Medal of Freedom

07/22 New Worries for the Vacationer in Chief

07/14 Andy Borowitz: Man in Coma for 19 Years Asks to Go Back to Sleep

07/08 Andy Borowitz—Kim Jong-Il: I Want to Be Villain in New Bond Film

06/23 Andy Borowitz: Kerry Sets Firm Timetable For Making His Mind Up About War

06/19 Andy Borowitz: Saddam’s Trial to Continue on Mars

06/09 Ann Coulter Challenges President of Iran to Insane-Comment Contest

06/03 Andy Borowitz: Iran Trying to Obtain Paris Hilton’s Album

05/26 Andy Borowitz: Gore Could Cause ‘Global Boring’

05/19 One Measly Point—Is That Too Much to Ask?

05/12 Andy Borowitz—Bush Demands That Iran Halt Production of Long Letters

05/05 Andy Borowitz: Best Medicine for Flu Is a Dose of Blame

04/14 Andy Borowitz: U.S. to Send One Troop to Iran

04/08 FEMA’s Got a Handle on Bird Flu … if There’s a Stiff Breeze

03/31 In Shake-up, Bush Fires Pastry Chef

03/27 Bush Outsources Town Hall Meetings to India

03/17 White House Jumps the Shark

03/10 It’s Enough to Give Evildoers a Bad Name

03/04 Bush Considering Exit Strategy for War on Obesity

03/03 Bush Considering Exit Strategy for War on Obesity

02/24 Armed Cheney to Guard Ports

02/17 Halliburton Wins Contract to Reconstruct Cheney’s Reputation

02/11 An Olympic Athlete With No Tragic History? That Won’t Do!

02/04 Groundhog Day at the White House

01/27 Cheney Denies Knowing Bush

01/24 Army Corps of Engineers Calls Chocolate City Unfeasible